All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my lump.
My lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump,
My lump, my lump, my lump, my lovely little lump
CHECK IT OUT!
So I've had this "lump" on my neck for a few weeks now but never thought much of it since it was getting smaller. Hasn't changed much so I finally decided to get it checked out. Right after I got off work I went straight to the doctor. Then he told me to go to a otolaryngologist which is an ear, nose and throat doctor. It was already 5 and all of their offices were closed so he referred me to the ER..=( I'm a total bitch when it comes to anything with hospitals so I was scared shitless. Got there, checked in, blah blah blah..
Time to wait in the waiting room for who knows how long. All I could think about is wtf is about to happen. Name got called and did some chit chatting with the doc. Got an IV shoved in me for the 1st time and got injected with something that made my mouth taste salty. He called a otolaryngologist to come in (gotta be one ballin pay!) and checked me out. He gave me choice to go ahead and "drain" it now because he thought I was in a lot of pain or get a cat scan 1st so he knows what he's dealing with then go to his office the next day THEN make a cut. I went with the 2nd choice so he knows what he's looking at. They transported me up to get a cat scan. The guy that pushed me so happend to be Mike Tom's cousin! haha sooooo random! Got to the cat scan room which is also a 1st time for me and got started. Injected me with a dye and started the thing up. I had no idea what was going on, they went into another room and left me there! WTF! The bed starts to move and I just shut my eyes. Then the machine starts giving me orders! "Breathe in, hold, breathe out" lol DONE Then I got injected with something they made my whole body warm. A VERY weird feeling, you feel it spread through your body and it's almost like you pissed your pants and kinda makes you wanna take a shit..no joke. Mike Tom's cousin pushed me back down and on the way I see the doc strapping up and everything. In my head I'm going wait wait wait! He comes in and says, "It's not too bad so I'm just going to drain it now." FCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!!!!
whatever..lets get crackin! My neck gets numbed so I can't feel anything. *cough* bullshit *cough* =D Well I didn't feel it when he made the cut. This "draining" process consist of make a hole and squeezing the crap out of it which hurt soooooo much! I didn't look at anything he was doing or the crap that he took out. By the time he was done I looked like I've been raped..Just laid there staring at the wall in a weird position. They injected some antibiotics along with some other stuff to keep me hydrated which took about 30 mins. Felt like I drank a lot of water and it cleared up my vision but also made me tear up a few times.
Then I got one last injection, all these injections.. ugh! This one made me really woozy and tripped me out. They took out my IV and everything so I could get ready and get out of there. Got up after who knows how long and saw my bed =/ not a pretty site..
The next day I was left with..
Fonts all funky.. don't know why so deal with it =P
